The Fashion Factor
I'm sorry for the sudden absence. The office broadband connection has been down for a few days, hence I couldn't update my blog. Sucks I know, hehehe :P Yar, I blog during office hours, so sue me *hiss* Apparently our network server encountered some problems and it took a while to rectify the error. Normally when the net connection is down, it's due to 3 factors:
(1) our server kaput-ted again
(2) our ISP kaput-ted again - 90% of our net connection problem is due to them
(3) finance dept didn't pay the bill again
It's rarely (1) cos even if it is, usually we just have to restart it and the everything will be back to normal. Most of the time the problem is (2), which is pretty normal considering we're using Malaysia's largest ISP provider (we don't need names now do we *wink*). Yes, we all know how unreliable they are... hehehe. As for factor (3), well, it has happened before. Once the net was down for almost 2 whole weeks. When we checked what the problem was, it wasn't our server, so it has to be on the ISP part. So there we were without internet connection, like little lost souls *HAHAHAHA!!!* My boss was contacting the ISP on and off again about the problem until he found out that the finance dept didn't pay the bill *pppffffttt!!!!* Such irony... *our server kaput-ed after the major thunderstorm on Friday night*
Anyway, I wanted to blog about women and their sense of fashion. Or maybe disaster is a more approriate word. I was at Murni's, SS 2 last week for dinner. While ordering, I saw this young girl sitting in front of me. She looked quite young, probably in her early 20s. It wasn't her outfit that caught my attention, it was her SIZE that caught my attention. She was HUGE. Chubby's not the word here, she's fat. I don't have anything against fat people mind you. But for someone as young as that, that is FAT. And it's not healthy. Plus, she was wearing an ultra tight fitting top that was practically bursting its seams *shivers* Her spare tyres were bursting out from the sides and it's a scary sight no doubt. I'm not asking you to cover up and look like some dumpling, but please... Have some decency (read: sense) when it comes to dressing. I know you want to be sexy & appealing, but hello, spare tyres bursting out from every inch of the body isn't sexy. They're downright freaky. You don't have to wear tight fitting tops to look sexy you know. Let's not forget your size, you're a very big gal. Being young and obese is not a good thing. You are inviting possible health problems. I'm not asking you to go on crash diets and such, crash diets are not good for the body in the long run. Regular exercise & a balance diet is the key. I'm not insulting all the fat people in the world. There is a reason why people get fat and being overweight at such a young age is asking for trouble later in life.
On Sunday, I went to 1Utama to collect some stuff. While my bf was paying the parking ticket at the autopay machine, I was watching this aunty walking pass me. She was probably in her mid or late 30s, in a black top and white draw-string pants (those that hang on your hips and are a bit transparent). She was wearing a cream coloured g-string underneath those pants. How did I know? Cos her pants were hanging lower than they should be, exposing the back 'Y' part of the g-string. No, I don't go around peekaboo-ing at people's g-strings ok, wipe that grin off your face. There's nothing wrong with wearing g-strings, in fact they are quite a blessing if you're planning to wear something tight / transparent in this case, and not want people to see the colour of your underwear or any VPL (visible panty lines). Imagine this: Semi transparent pants, granny panties. Eeewww... A big no-no. Or this scenario: Pink hip hugging skirt, damn lacy panties (this is a true account - you could see the shape of the laces). So please, if you're gonna wear your g-string today, make sure you don't expose it. Unless of course you're intention is to let people SEE your g-string. Better still, why not while you're graciously walking & swaying your hips, let the pants just drop conveniently :P Behold! Let everyone see your g-string! Is it Triumph? Is it La Senza? Blush perhaps? Share with us! Muahahahahahaha XD
I was told the latest trend now is to wear ultra low hip hugging jeans now. You wear it really low, when you squat, sit or bend over, you expose not only your underwear, but your butt crack as well. Yes, you heard it right the first time. Expose your butt crack! Let people see your butt crack! Tease people with your butt crack! Now you see it, now you don't! Or better, expose your butt cheeks as well! Start a new fashion trend! I really need to get a digital camera. Donations are most welcome :P