A Hair Factor
I read a very interesting and enlightening post from Michael Ooi about homosapiens like you and me having hairs sprouting from mostly hidden regions of the human body. According to MO's observation, the purpose of the hair growing in such regions was to reduce friction when we move our joints. Like in the olden days, the people put logs underneath some huge rock to transport from point A to point B. So goes the our hair (bulu in Bee Em).

"Presence of hairs on these crevices of doom act as a friction reducer" says Michael Ooi. Makes a lot of sense doesn't it. So having hair under your armpits is not just a macho thing for the men, it also functions to reduce friction when the men move their (sometimes flabby) arms. As for the women, and unshaved armpit is a sign of... emm... well... we stop here ok. *horror* Refer to Michael Ooi for more details of unshaved armpits *haha*.

But possibly the most interesting fact about MO's post is this: What about the patch of hairs above the reproductive organs? What are they for? What sort of friction is there around that area? Aha! The mystery has been solved! Our wise Penang-lang blogger has provided us with a (logical?) answer. I quote: "THE FRICTION ONLY HAPPENS WHEN A COUPLE F*** EACH OTHER! ... pretty much like why you have wheels under your car - to smooooooooothen the ride"

So now you know why you have bulu growing at such regions. If it's under your armpits or anywhere where flesh meet flesh, your bulu was 'designed' to reduce friction. So stop shaving :P Nyeehhh...

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Merdeka Spirit
It's back once again! 31st August! The day our country achieved independance. The day our forefathers raised their hands and shouted "Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka!" The day our country broke away from foreign powers and stood on our own.

So how does one feel during Independance Day? How does one show his/her patriotism? More importantly, how does one judge another when it comes to being patriotic?

For a long time, some people had ideas that by putting lotsa national flags on one's car, you're deemed to be very patriotic. The more flags you had, the more patriotic you are. Some even went as far as plastering their entire car with a huge flag and adorning the bonnets and boots with as many little flags as the surface can allow, and blasting their horns as they drive pass the crowd. Yes, very patriotic indeed.

I remember writing a post about the people who thought or judge that by placing more flags on your car, you've proved that you love the country. I also said that putting national flags doesn't quite prove you're in anyway more patriotic that the next guy/girl. I said that the people who stuck flags all over their cars were just looking to get into the frontpage of newspapers *hehe*, and they may not be as patriotic as most people would think. After that post, I received a few nasty comments saying I'm not loving my country... Feh! (The comments have disappeared though... seems Haloscan wipes comments out... hmmm...)

We've come a long way since. The country has developed and prospered tremedously. In many ways, I am thankful to be living in Malaysia. But in some ways, it's pretty upsetting when you hear certain parties saying this land is rightfully theirs and others are merely "tumpang-ing" this land.

Happy Birthday Malaysia :)

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Aunty
Some of my friends are pulling my leg, calling me "aunty" now :P Man, don't lar like that... I may be married but I'm no way an aunty marrrr...

The word "aunty" brings to mind a "see-lai" looking woman, in her mid 30s to 40s, short curly hair, probably with poor sense of dressing, talks kinda loud, likes to bargain, and fusses around. Ok, so maybe my description is a bit over bearing :P Maybe the description is more suitable for women a decade or two ago. Nowadays many aunties are damn hot! Cleavage showing tops, butt-crack showing jeans, plenty of makeup. If they match their outfits well, then oklar. Otherwise it would be quite a disaster.

One of my neighbours jokingly called me "o-ba-san". When I found out what "o-ba-san" meant, I was like -_-". Niameh...

*borrow a few terms from Doc & Desmo :P

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Facial
I like going for facial treatments. So relaxing. People to massage your face, apply mask, extract your blackheads and whiteheads, dead skin cells... etc. How invigorating!

I had actually stopped going for my monthly facial treatments since my beautician went off to USA mid last year. I didn't know any other good beauticians I can bear my face at, so I stopped going for facials. One whole year, nobody massage my face. Nobody apply mask for me. Nobody prick my blackheads out. Until last weekend, when I was recommended by my sis to try her beautician @ Damansara Utama ;)

Ooohhh~ The feeling of someone massaging my face, pricking my blackheads out was so inviting. Plus the ambience was so relaxing. Piped in music (can hear the birds chirping and water running), soft dim lightings, comfy bed and blanket. Wahhh~~~ Relaxing-nyaaaa... One whole year I wasn't pampered like this liao :P

And so the prognosis was that my face was "congested" and that it needed treatment for sure. Heck, I knew that, that's why I'm here, to get my face treated. In case you're wondering why my face is "congested", it's due to using the wrong moisturiser recently as well as blackheads polluting my pores, causing pimple breakouts *eek* I needed a facial anyway, I needed one badly.

In another 3 weeks, I'll be going back for another round of treatment. Am looking foward to it. I also bought 2 poducts from them, which they said will help with my current face situation. In the mean time, I stopped my current moisturiser usage (trouble-maker), and since using the new skincare product, my face is slowly but surely clearing up bit by bit. At least no more new outbreaks *phew*

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Lessons From Forums
It's amazing what one can learn from participating in forums. The facts, the lies, the gossips, the "new words". I've learnt a lot of very colourful words and the meaning behind it all. The journey has been fun no doubt :P I've met a lot of sifus, grand masters, gurus. And they're all very willing to share their knowledge with you. Sometimes they don't tell you things direct. Instead, they may just drop subtle hints here and there and you have to find out on your own. Ask the right questions, you get the right answers.

I thank the many sifus for sharing their wise knowledge with me :P *kow tow*

Yar, yar, this post is lame. Blogger's block lar...

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Random Conversation
(11:50:38) doc: one day will ask hamu to come out see me fly heli
(11:50:46) doc: then wear long long fress, big hat
(11:50:51) doc: dress
(11:50:53) oliviasy: hat? LOL
(11:50:59) doc: kihkih, like japanese cartoon
(11:50:59) >"<: heheh doc wanna get kissed by u...invite u to watch him fly his heli
(11:51:03) oliviasy: u'r thinking jap style now ah
(11:51:08) >"<: haha
(11:51:11) oliviasy: yalor. doc invite me!
(11:51:13) oliviasy: doc wanna date me!
(11:51:17) oliviasy: i msut blog about this!
(11:51:19) doc: then ask mr hamu to take photo
(11:51:22) >"<: woohoo!
(11:51:33) doc: with dress fly fly fly hahahaha
(11:51:42) doc: oi! dun ler... nanti mr hamu come chop me 18 luk
(11:51:43) >"<: hamtaro kissing shin chan!! big news in japanese anime
(11:53:34) >"<: oli make sure to get yrself a purrpurr kaler long long dress
(11:53:44) doc: no lah... white maxi better
(11:53:47) oliviasy: i oredi hv one mar, i wear during registration dat time
(11:53:48) oliviasy: ekekkekkee
(11:53:51) >"<: wear purr purr kaler lipstick too
(11:53:55) oliviasy: doc swoon swoon
(11:53:58) oliviasy@hotmail.com: doc wanna date me!
(11:53:59) doc: white or beige
(11:54:05) oliviasy: lilac
(11:54:06) >"<: yeah! your lilac gown
(11:54:09) doc: goes with the sky, the grass
(11:54:25) doc: then big hat with long long ribbon. LOL
(11:54:31) >"<: wear a big straw hat tied with purrpurr ribbon!!!
(11:55:21) >"<: with a hint of lavender perfume!! doc *swoon swoon*...heli....zig zag zig zag...*Crrasssshhh**
(11:55:34) oliviasy: LOLOL
(11:55:43) oliviasy: i run to doc
(11:55:50) oliviasy: like in meadow fields
(11:55:50) >"<: in slow motion!!
(11:55:53) oliviasy: the wind blow
(11:56:03) doc: -_-"
(11:56:12) >"<: heheh...then suddenly....doc started singing hindi!!!
(11:56:23) doc: wtf?!?!?!
(11:56:30) oliviasy: arms stretch out
(11:56:39) doc: eh, hamu's skirt caught fire from the crashed heli. :P
(11:56:42) >"<: rotflmao
(11:56:56) oliviasy: 1st u wanna date me, thn u wan me to burn... :/
(11:57:02) oliviasy: *sobs*
(11:57:06) >"<: doc jadi hero...grab Oli and both jump into the lake...Doc...I jump, U jump
(11:57:06) doc: then dSaint take fire-extinguisher spray spray spray
(11:57:22) doc: dSaint : "Eh? Snow man!"
(11:57:32) >"<: then oli all wet...lilac gown transparent liao...doc nosebleed
(11:57:40) oliviasy: rotflmao
(11:57:44) >"<: where's wolfx???
(11:57:44) doc: *pengsan*
(11:57:48) >"<: still fapping ar?

(11:58:09) wolfyky@hotmail.com entered the room.

(11:58:10) >"<: doc nosebleed too much liao sampai pengsan!! Oli do your kiss kiss
(11:58:19) oliviasy: *smoooooooooccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
(11:58:24) wolfx: 0.o
(11:58:24) wolfx: wth
(11:58:25) wolfx: orgy here ar
(11:58:26) oliviasy: wif tougue and groping
(11:58:39) wolfx: *still keeping his virginity*
(11:58:45) >"<: doc wanna date oli!!!
(11:58:50) doc: http://www.animint.com/encyclopedie/base/image/l/laputa_duo.jpg kihkihkih
(11:58:53) oliviasy: doc wanna date me!
(11:59:19) wolfx: doc: why kihkih
(11:59:20) doc: I think I just digged myself a very deep hole
(11:59:33) >"<: oooh...the girl not wearing big straw hat leh
(11:59:38) doc: yalor
(11:59:39) oliviasy: *hamu in cloud 9*
(11:59:48) >"<: kembangn sampai cloud 9!!
(12:00:14) oliviasy: floating
(12:00:16) oliviasy: hahahahaa
(12:00:38) >"<: hehehe....never mind doc's heli can bring u down back to earth...to be by his side

Conclusion: Doc wanna date me :P *happy*

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This Kiss... This Kiss...
How do you like your kisses? Wet and sloppy? Dry and forceful? All tougue in and out? Pucker up, babe *smmmoooccchhh*

Sometimes I like it a bit wet. Sometimes I like it forceful. Sometimes I like it unexpected. Sometimes I like to the nibbling feeling on the lips. Sometimes I like to play with the tougue. Sometimes I like it french. Sometimes I like it just on the upper lip. Sometimes I like it on the lower lip.

What do you like?

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Random Conversation
(12:58:24) oliviasy: my dad told me funny story b4... during his fishing trip out to sea
(12:58:30) oliviasy: sumtimes they go to those kelong
(12:58:33) oliviasy: cos got fren there
(12:58:46) oliviasy: they go at nite very dark mar
(12:59:15) oliviasy: so my dad ask one of the guy (indian fella fresh in fishing wanna learn from sifus), tie the rope to the post at the kelong
(12:59:24) oliviasy: but dun step onto the kelong yet cos got dogs jaga
(12:59:55) oliviasy: so the indian fella take the rope wanna go tie at the post lor
(13:00:01) oliviasy: he thot my dad joking say got dogs
(13:00:08) doc: lol
(13:00:08) oliviasy: cos very dark he kenot see any dogs
(13:00:25) oliviasy: my dad went to the back of the boat to lower the anchor mar
(13:00:30) oliviasy: so kenot see the indian fella in front
(13:00:38) oliviasy: the indian fella step onto the kelong
(13:00:43) oliviasy: the dogs suddenly bark
(13:00:46) oliviasy: he panic!
(13:00:58) oliviasy: he faster wanna jump back into the boat lah
(13:01:04) doc: LMAO! The dog can see him meh he so dark
(13:01:19) oliviasy: but just as he step onto the boat... one leg in the boat, one leg on the kelong still
(13:01:26) oliviasy: the boat gostan! LOL
(13:01:32) oliviasy: so he thump! into the sea!
(13:01:36) doc: and his chuntoy koyak
(13:01:45) doc: lol
(13:01:47) oliviasy: he slid into the water so quietly mar
(13:01:51) oliviasy: my dad dunno
(13:01:59) oliviasy: then my dad wonder why so long he tie the rope
(13:02:00) doc: owh... never shout oso?
(13:02:01) oliviasy: call him lor
(13:02:09) oliviasy: "siva! siva!"
(13:02:24) oliviasy: then the siva guy call "i'm here!"
(13:02:29) oliviasy: "where? kenot c u!"
(13:02:40) oliviasy: "uncle! i'm in the water"
(13:02:46) doc: "saya kencing dalam air"
(13:02:49) oliviasy: "y u in the water?"
(13:02:56) oliviasy: "i fell. the dog bark at me!"
(13:03:00) oliviasy: LOLOLOL
(13:03:13) oliviasy: "y u go step in he kelong! told u oredi got dog!"
(13:03:20) oliviasy: "so dark i thot dog kenot c me mar"
(13:03:27) oliviasy: LMAO!!!
(13:03:29) doc: LOLOL precisely!
(13:03:36) oliviasy: sohai man
(13:03:41) oliviasy: my dad & frens laff like mad

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Random Conversation
A : *counts petty cash* "Wah the notes so new, like Chinese New Year only..."

J : "Yar man"

A : *glances at Oli* "So.... does... that... mean... we can get angpows from SOMEONE next year?" *wink wink*

Colleagues : *all eyes on Oli* "Hhhhhmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!"

Oli : *grabs pillow* "Wah, damn windy in here!" *swings pillow in the air*

Colleagues : *laff laff laff*

OMG still got 6 months before next CNY oredi I kena char :P

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What is Oliviasy?
Sourced from here...

"Oliviasy is offline.
Oliviasy is very naughty And always so horny she is I tell you when she gets going She'll get you deaf from all her screaming. Found 2 ways to describe what Oliviasy is."

Man... I'm naughty and horny, and I can make you deaf from all my screaming :P Woohoo!!!

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Start Of The Week
It's Monday again... XD How's the month so far, people? I'm doing ok I guess. Kinda sleepy right now, after lunch syndrome you know.

The weekend was pretty cool for me. Saturday morning came into the office, boss say wanna paint some walls *urgh* Says we can use the time to do some bonding. Hell, I can with any of you guys just as well if you hire people to paint for you LOL. So we had breakfast together first then start th paint job. I left after lunch to go back and join the Pro-Tem meeting held at the condo. The meeting was ok I felt, some parts were quite constructive. Some hiccups here and there as well, people complaining and stuff. One guy was quite aggressive, dunno why he exploded oso. And it was extremely insensitive of some people to bring the matter of rental up when the parents of the little girl that drowned are present! WTF!!! You're worried you cannot get high rental! They lost a child! Have you no sense?!? You wanna talk rental, do it later. Not in front of the parents lah!

Sunday had dinner with some neighbours. We had porridge steamboat @ Bdr Manjalara. OMG so damn full. So much food. But I hope they enjoyed the food lor (I recommended that place, hehe). It was a good dinner, neighbours getting together and joking and laughing :)

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Mask
Got this info from Dr.Liew. The N95 respirator, the recommended mask to wear in this current hazy situation. It's costly but effective to filter the bad stuff in the air. I think there's no stock for the mask too... So have to stick to those flimsy paper mask lor.

The N95 Respirator


The filter


The inside


Found another mask also by 3M, also called N95, back during the SARS days...

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Smog Alert
The haze is terrible. API shows the haze level is above 500 in Port Klang! PJ and KL areas are above 300. Wahliao... Danger zone liao. 500 is the mark the government said they would declare emergency. Visibility is less than 300 metres in PJ now. Drivers please be careful if you're on the road. People please get some mask, even RM 1 mask is better than none. Reduce outdoor activities and exercises. Drink plenty of water, people. If you have any cough or flu-like symthoms, please see the doctor A.S.A.P.

Some pharmacies have already ran out of stock for mask. Some even increased the prices. How terrible :( Get a box of mask, folks. If you can afford, get the more expensive masks. We don't know how long this haze will linger in our air, so better be prepared.

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Hazy Days Are Back
The damn haze is back. Goddamn Sumatra fires. Heard the people there are burning their forest for plantation development. KNNCCB!!! If that is for real, tiu-kau those idiots for burning their own resources down! It's bad enough you're clearing nature from your own backyard, it's another thing to cause such catastrophic smog and have it "float" into your neughbour's backyard!!! Niameh... Go blow your brains out, you pathetic Indons!

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Smurfs
Smurfs was one of my favourite cartoons back when I was a kid. The cute little blue creatures they are. In case you don't know what the Smurfs are, let me give you a quick intro.

Smurfs are blue (look at the picture lah). They live in mushroom-shaped houses deep in the jungles, far away from any human contact. There are hundreds of smurf in smurf village and they all never grow old (IMMORTALITYYYY!!!)

There are several characters highlighted in the cartoon. There's Papa Smurf, who's the oldest smurf and is like several hundred years old. The wisest of all smurfs who's also into magic potions. Maybe he was the one that stumbled upon the magical potion for immortality (cheong-sang-pat-lou in cantonese) *hehe* Papa Smurf wears a distictive red outfit, unlike all the other Smurfs in white hats & pants. They don't wear shoes cos their shoes are part of their pants.

There's also Smurfette, the only female Smurf in town. She's a blond (dumb blonde?) and I guess all the guy Smurfs like her cos she's sweet. If you're wondering how Smurfs copulate when there's only one female to go around... go shoot yourself in the head with this trivia question :P By the way, Smurfette was created by Gargamel to stir trouble in Smurf village, buy Papa Smurf's magic made her one of the good guys (or gal).

Other Smurf characters are Brainy Smurf (the so-called smart one), and frankly... Many times I just wanna shoot him in the head for being an ass-kisser. There's Joker Smurf, who's practical jokes and pranks gets everyone cheesed off sometimes. I like it when he fools Brainy Smurf, haha! KABOOM! Don't forget Grouchy Smurf, a regular grouch who's a pessimist. But deep under all the grouchiness is a really soft guy.

There's also a cook, a vain smurf, a poet, a farmer, a glutton, and many many more colourful.... errr... blue characters in Smurf Village. Let's not forget 2 more important characters - Gargamel & his cat Azrael. Both Gargamel & Azrael are always thinking of evil ways to capture the Smurfs and have them for lunch. Like all cartoons, bad guys always lose and they'll be back for another episode of revenge.

Yeaps, Smurfs was on of my fav cartoons during my childhood years. My current ringtone is Smurf too :P

La-La-La-La-La-Laaaaaa.... La-La-La-La-Laaaaaaa.... La-La-La-La-La-Laaaaaa.... La-La-La-La-Laaaaaaa.... (Smurf song)

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An Update
I've had a busy week. This coming week seems busy as well. The air's been really bad in Klang Valley *eeewweeekkkks*, damn smog everywhere. *koff koff* Looks like we may have to wear masks again. Fortunately I have a box of mask at home, leftover from the last hazy days.

The weekend was pretty good. We were invited to one of our neighbours house warming. BBQ, even more smoke :P After that we adjorned to his house. Fact is, late Saturday night, a small group of us were house hopping *haha* Basically just a group of neighbours going from one house to another, just to keypoh and see how each neighbour renovated their unit. 2 weeks back, the group came to our unit after our regular Friday night TT session :P Maybe this coming session we have another round of "house hopping"? Ekekekekeke.

After work, hubby and I will be dropping by The Curve to collect his new toy :P I also have to return a pair of black pants I bought from a boutique there. Not really return it, just exchange it. Cos the pair I bought and the pair I tried are 2 different sizes, which is weird cos the one I tried was actually an 'S', and she gave me a new pair when I comfirmed my purchase. But when I went home to try it, it was so damn tight! I may be thin, but I'm not that thin. Must go exchange it lar.

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Children : The "Supposed" Next Step?
Of late, I've been hearing news about some close knit friends of mine either pregnant or have given birth to healthy bouncing babies. Seems it's the season for babies now, the storks are working overtime *hehe* One girlfriend of mine has registered her union, but because they have yet to go through the chinese ceremony, they can't move in together yet, and she's just waiting for the chance to make babies :PpPpP

Babies... hmmm... Some people have been asking me that question lately. "When are you gonna have kids?" Well, to tell you the truth, I like my freedom right now. Just me and hubby, "yee-yan-sai-kai" you know. If you wanna know what I think of kids, read this.

Does it happen to all women? Maternal instincts pulling you into the realm of motherhood? When you hear your girlfriends get pregnant you oso wanna get pregnant izzit? But I guess when you reach a certain age, one by one your girlfriends sure tell you "Eh, I'm pregnant" or "So-and-so pregnant dey lar, X months liao". Like Dominoes effect.

Some friends have asked me about my plans to have children. My reply is normally a laugh followed by a grin. Nah, no plans for children ler. No time for them, no money. Kids will only cramp my style *haha* Do you know the cost of diapers and milk powder these days?!?

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The Good & The Bad
This week started of with some pretty bad news. First, a little girl drowned in the condo swimming pool over the weekend. Watching the men pull her lifeless body out of the pool was just heart breaking. Today, I found out a friend of mine has leukemia and his chances don't look good :( I hope he can make it through.

On a happier note, a college mate of mine gave birth to twin girls yesterday :) Congratulations my dear friend!

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Sniff...
I've god a cold *sniff* Mai noze iz runny and zenzitif. And the hazy weather ain't helping. *ah-chew*

Mai head feels like a lumpy oatmeal *sniff*

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Who's At Fault?
Could it be due to improper planning? Negligence? Why were the pumps exposed? 4 grown men couldn't pull her free. I guess the investigators have some work to do. A major lawsuit is bound to follow.

A day shy of her 8th birthday. A little life lost.

Namo Amithaba. May god bless her little soul.

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