New Year, New Blog
Huzzah! My new blog layout is up! Ekkekekekeke!!! No more sexy butt though :P Kenot always hv porn lar, who knows maybe I have underage kids reading my blog, sekali see the sexy butt they thinking it's the blog owner's butt and get jeles XD

Maybe when I see another nice butt image I may decide to put it up at the top. Hehe... Budden have to make sure my readers don't take my blog as some porn site lar. "You wanna see some sexy smackable butt? Go to xxx.blogspot.com lah! The butt very sexy wan!" BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Well folks, time to wrap things up here. It's been a good 2005 for me, and I hope it has been a good year for all of you out there as well. The road we travel is never smooth, but that's what life is all about. It's the bumps that sometimes makes the little differences (be it good or bad) in our lives. I'm learning here, and I hope you are too :)

Have a good remaining 2005 and let's all welcome 2006 with a cheer!

*Note : I am aware that when you view my blog in IE, there's this orange bar after each post. I don't know why that's occuring, but everything is perfectly fine in Firefox. So screw IE!!! Muakakakakaka *evil grin*

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3 Days to 2006 + Prosperity Burger
It's said that this year, there's an extra second before we officially welcome 2006. Some mumbo jumbo scientific reason behind it, I malas to search the article out, so you guys just google it lar :P

Yesterday was one weird night. Imagine driving all the way to a certain place, only to be told by the security personnel that the event has been cancelled O.o Apalah, cancel oso never inform people. End up I had McDonald's Prosperity burger for dinner. Did I mention the Prosperity burger is so goddamn yummy when you're really hungry?

And if you've eaten the prosperity burger, do you realise it's shrinking in size? When they first introduced it, the burger was damn huge (for me at least) i had trouble finishing the entire burger. Last yea onwards, I could finish the damn thing. Wooo... Either the burger is shrinking (which I'm pretty sure it is :P) or my appetite is improving (tham-chiak-gui!). What say you guys huh?

And the meat patty is getting thinner by the year! What gives! I'm paying good money to eat that burger wei! Where's the juicy succulent beef patty you promised me?!? Give it to me ok! And the pepper sauce is getting less peppery. Hello! I want the Prosperity burger that was introduced to us Malaysians wei! The burger with thick succulent beef patty, covered with hot hot pepper sauce, wrapped between 2 soft buns... Waitaminit, that didn't sound too right :PpPpPpP

Ahh~ Malasnya nak buat kerja. Tinggal 2 hari sebelum tahun 2006 bermula...

Tomorrow I will also unveil my new blog layout. Been with this current sexy butt layout for quite a while, time for change ;) Will it be another sexy body at the top, or maybe even something more revealing? *wink wink* Be sure to be here when I official unveil the new blog design, folks!

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The End of 2005... Hello 2006!
Aiya, so fast 2005 boh liao lor. Where has the time gone lar? Let me look back at 2005, what I did and what I went through...

January - Quit my job.
February - Rot. Collect keys to new house. Got married (registration)
March - Rot. Plan for house renovation.
April - Rot. Plan for house renovation.
May - Rot. Supervise renovation.
June - Rot. Supervise renovation.
July - Start freelance. Move into new house.
August - Celebrate merdeka in new house.
September - Start new job full-time.
October - Worked on several projects. Endon passes away.
November - Company trip to Bkt Tinggi.
December - Went to Serendah. Holiday month, many breaks along the weeks.

I'm not one to make resolutions. For one, I probably can't keep them, so I don't bother making them :P Yes, me bad gurl. But I do hope that 2006 would be good year for the company and for everyone out there. Sure there'll be ups and downs, but that's part and parcel of life I guess. I'm learning how to deal with tough moments and see things in a better light. And I'm grateful to have met some wondeful people this year that have really helped changed my perspective in life.

Goodbye 2005. Welcome 2006 :)

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Merry Christmas!
Well folks, Christmas is upon us once again. Hope this year's Christmas for all of you would be merry and jolly and full of love :D

If you're driving, don't drink and drive.

If you're partying, stay away from drugs.

If you're pigging out, don't waste the food.

If you're dressing up, stay away from VPLs (visible panty lines).

If you're gonna dance, don't step on people's toes.

If you're gonna make out with hot bods, watch out for jealous partners.

If you're gonna get laid, remember to use protection.

Here's a Christmas game for you to kill time while you wait to clock out of the office today - http://www.t-viral.com/christmasbrats/

Have a great Christmas!

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Saje...
So lazy lah! Holiday mood oredi! How to work! Aiyoyo! Someone please release me! Wanna just go home and lepak! Malas nak kerja bah! Tolong! Holiday mood madness!

It never fails to happen. End of the year sure liddat wan. Malas nak buat kerja. Ada kerja, tapi selamba saje. Phone calls, layan sikit. Computer, move the mouse a bit. Vely the good staff :P

Summore today's lunch so damn filling. Spiralli with mushroom and cream sauce *slurp* Kenyangnya~~~ Burp!

Aiyoyosamy! Holiday mood!

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Serendah Exposure
The trip to Serendah was quite fun. Being in the middle of some jungle. Actually not that deep in the jungle lar. But it was somewhere in the middle of nowhere :P

What's interesting about Sekeping Serendah? The bathroom is open air concept. No roof! So your backside is exposed! Ahaks! Later I post photos of the place we stayed... Waiting for my friend to pass me a copy of the photos we took.

Ants one inch big o_O... Stripped geckos... a bat flying into your shed at night... cicadas making loud noises... a stream flowing next to your shed... butterflies and moths flying around... spiders and webs around the trees...

It's the jungle for you :P I much prefer beaches though, less uninvited guests *haha* But good experience ler. Would I go back to Serendah? I will, but will bring with me a can of Shieldtox! Wakakakaka!!!

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Serendah!
I'll be away for a short short break early next week. Will be going to Sekeping Serendah, a little retreat located somewhere in Rawang. Amidst the jungle, th greenery, the sound of nature. Oh, not forgetting their outdoor shower area :PpPpPpP I was told it's outdoor lah, will have to go there and see for myself.

Actually, we were supposed to go to Serendah last month. But because some people mm-deh-mm-diu (meaning damn slow in response, selamba aje), the trip didn't work out. After a couple of weeks, hubby found out from another friend who did go to Serendah on a separate trip... The management of Sekeping Serendah are planning to build 2 more glass sheds (they currently have 2 existing glass sheds - yes, glass sheds... with no curtains :P). Which means, they are getting the crowd, which also translates that more greens will be chopped off. So... better go before it gets way too commercialised lah.

Check out their gallery, lotsa nice nice photos.

On top of that, Sekeping Serendah is near some orang asli settlement, orchid garden and a small waterfall. Plus you can also do BBQ there, bring your own food lah. BBQ pit & utensils are provided. Or if you want a home cook meal, pay RM 10 per pax. Not bad wut, hor?

I'll see you folks on Wednesday. Toodles!

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Random Conversation
QiQi says: i dowan sk8er boy as a bf lo

QiQi says: kakakakakak

oli says : then u wan wat

QiQi says: sing sook

QiQi says: ji yiu sing sook jou dak geh la

QiQi says: so have you got a man like that for my bday pressie oredi? LOL

oli says: lol

oli says: a man can be 50 and still act like a kid

QiQi says: those that fits my requirements i sent you last time

QiQi says: then that is not sing sook lo

oli says: then wat is sing sook to u

oli says: i much prefer a good balance

QiQi says:of coz balance is good la

W says: yes yes

QiQi says:LOL

oli says: too sing sook, hell the guy wld bore me... too yau zhi, hell i rather get a dog

W says: balance is good

QiQi says: sing sook and entertaining

QiQi says: LOL

oli says: u r one tough cookie to please

W says: hahaha

W says: she's young. and idealistic

Warren says: when we were 21 we wanted the world

QiQi says: i want dr liew

W says: when he hit 25 we settled for "best available"

oli says: dr liew!!!!!!!!!!!

oli says: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA!!!

W says: dr liew?

W says: who dat?

QiQi says: *secret*

oli says: i wl tell him wat u said

oli says:: he wl kembang like shit!

QiQi says: aiks

QiQi says: joking la

QiQi says: kembang where? LOL

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Fat Ugly Biatch
Why is it that fat aunties always have a knack at irritating people? Why ah why ah? They just have to open their mouths and talk crap and the whole world will feel like beating them up. They just love to be at the centre of attention... under the limelight and be heard. And they love to shout!

Last week we had a press conference with the MP of Kelana Jaya, MPPJ representative and the Kelana Jaya police department. Basically to address some major security issues within the condo as well as other pressing matters lah. Yea, it's so serious until we had to bring the MP in, and we're very fortunately he took the time to listen to our problems and bring in the relevant parties to help improve the situation. Unfortunately, the developer and management failed to turn up (cowards!), reason from them was that they were NOT AWARE of the press conference. That's a lie by the way, cos the condo committee has informed them prior to the arrangements... plus YB himself had invited the two parties.

Anyway, during the press conference, of course there was a Q&A session lar. There was this fat aunty making a lot of noise. The week before, during a resident meeting, she was all over shouting as well. Hell, if she's so right, she should be doing something. But she's NATO lar, all talk no action type. Rather sit on her fat butt and let other people do the job. Then start blaming and pointing out the mistakes. Fat ugly aunty, with greasy hair and a larger than life mouth.

So are all aunties like that? I have seen many aunties like this fat ugly one living in my area. I wonder of Micheal Ooi's cauliflower aunties are like that too? All like to shout, make noise, blame people, point fingers, but never really doing anything or contributing.

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Ungrateful Bitches
No matter how hard you try... No matter what you do... There's always a group of people who will think your method is totally wrong and that you're wasting your time.

There will always be people who are so full of crap, yet would rather cross their arms and not contribute. These are the people we call NATO - No Action, Talk Only. You'll find them everywhere. You're working hard, ensuring everything goes well for everyone. And there would be a gang of them saying nasty things and telling everyone what a lousy job you're doing and that they can do better. But... are they doing better by just talking?

You can't please everyone. The problem is having such bitches around will indefinitely put a dent to your work. Why so? Because they will exaggerate the facts and start a grapevine. And that could kill all hope we started.

I for one, would rather do something and make it good than stand aside and hope for something good to happen. Unfortunately, bitches are dumb.

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Countdown...
It's gonna be a busy night many of us. Gotta make sure we compile everything there is to compile. Photos, videos, reports, whatever evidence we have. Gotta make sure everything is in proper order, then we move in for the kill.

A few of the Pro-Tem Committee members had put up notices to inform residents about the upcoming press conference and requested if there's any materials (photos, complain reports etc) from anyone, so that they cna do all the compiling. The notices were stamped by the management itself, which means they are well aware of the press conference and bla, and that it's ok to put the notices up. So can you believe our reaction when we found out the management actually ripped out all the notices today?

It's like they suddenly realise they're in deep shit and are trying to make things difficult fo us to go on with the press conference. Remove all notices regarding the press conference, suddenly say we cannot use the meeting room to house the YB and the media that's coming. They're trying to break our spirits, but they will never succeed! We are standing strong and we will fight back!

Tomorrow is D-Day and we've to make sure everything is ready and right. Tomorrow, we kick some nasty butts *grin*.

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Blow Their Asses Apart
We have a plan. A few of the members have worked really hard for the past week to ensure everything is settled and complete. I try to help out if I can too. This is our last resort. Nobody likes to be the bad person and make noise. But with this type of irresponsible management, we are standing up and bringing this matter to a higher level. We've been patient long enough.

We have proof. We have pictures. We have reports. We have videos. We have our objectives. We're ready. Saturday is "the day". And we will strike!

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Irresponsibility At Its Peak
You do not give empty promises and hope that people will shut the fuck up and forget everything.

You do not push your responsibilities away and hope someone else would pick up after your shit.

You do not claim there's any stringency on your part when everyone knows that's an absolute lie.

You do not push everything back to the residents and claim there's lack of funds.

And lastly, YOU DO NOT PUT UP A NOTICE CLAIMING THE RECENT SPAT OF BREAK-INS WERE DUE TO THE UNITS NOT PROPERLY SECURED OR LOCKED!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY EVEN DARE DRAFT AND POST SUCH NOTICE? ARE YOU SAYING THOSE VICTIMS DESERVE TO BE ROBBED? HOW DO YOU DEFINE "PROPERLY SECURED OR LOCKED"? 10 CLAMPS PER GRILLE/DOOR?!? YOU HAVE CAUSED A MAJOR WRATH BETWEEN YOU AND THE RESIDENTS... AND HELL YOU'RE GONNA GO DOWN FOR THAT STUPID COMMENT. YOU AND YOUR COMPANY ARE SO GONNA GO DOWN THE DRAIN. AND NO ONE IS GONNA SAVE YOUR FREAKING ASS THIS TIME. AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS ALL YOUR DAMN SHITTY WAYS.

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Fill In The Blanks
1) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ is a lousy developer. Don't be fooled by their marketing strategy. If they're so good, they wouldn't need to hire a real estate company to help promote their projects. And by the way, their latest project is suffering from poor sales. If their sales people are telling you limited units, that's pure bullshit cos they're keeping the bad news to themselves.

2) _ _ _ _ _ _ is a fucked up management company. They keep sucking your monthly services and threaten to cut your utilities off if you don't pay on time. But when they screw up on their job, they keep quiet and expect residents to continue paying for lousy management.

3) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ is a bloody dickhead. So-called resident manager my ass. Runs way from problems and pushes responsibilities away. Talks like a fathead politician, empty talk, empty head. He should be shot.

4) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ is a freaking dickhead manager of _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. Of course he's looking out for himself. He can own a few units here and there, who cares what happens to the people living there. As long as he is making the big bucks...

5) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ is not a good developer. The building they delivered has cracks appearing on the structure. Inside the units, beams, pipes & columns all over the layout. Poor quality doors and walls for some units too. Your good money is being flushed down the drain by this developer.

6. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ is the worst management company I've ever encountered. The people servicing the condo are rude and think they govern the place. On top of that they have a dickhead as a manager.

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The Integricidom
1. The Lion
He's the ONE. Da MAN. Thou shall listen to him. King of the jungle. With the occasional messy mane and tanned skin, a leader is his own way.

2. The Giraffe
Tall and balanced. Well mannered, crispy shirts and slacks. Suave. A lady killer. It's no wonder birds flock to the giraffe.

3. The Leopard
The DBKL. Tough and strict. Always on guard. Wary of his surroundings. Prepared for anything. Every step made, every finance issue is meticulously calculated. Don't mess with the leopard.

4. The Zebra
Tough and spirited, yet friendly. Quite a bookworm too.

5. The Gazelle
The graceful gazelle. Occasionally clumsy when it is behind the wheel.

6. The Peacock
The good looking one. Soft spoken and polite. Occasionally suffers from blurness due to improper tuning of frequency.

7. The Hippo
The clown in the company. Always cheery and helpful. Has a big appetite too. Has a soft spot for the Gorilla.

8. The Gorilla
Tall and tough, but with a soft heart. Enjoys the company of the Hyppo.

9. The Owl
The keeper. The extra eye. Hardly ever eats except for the occasional snack. Exceptional skills in handling money.

10. The Hyena
The mad one. Nocturnal animal. Always finding something to make fun off. Enjoys disturbing the Peacock.

11. The Monkey
The new member of the company. Worships the giraffe and the ground he walks on.

12. The Chincilla
The rodent of the pack. Petite but has a stubborn nature. Swears occasionally.

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Random Conversation
During today's lunch, a discussion about losing weight...

Mr. E: "A toast to me! May I lose 20 kilos by end of next year!"

Ms. L: "How long have you been making this resolution?"

Mr. E: "Last year I managed to lose 10 kilos..."

Ms L: "How many kg is 10 kilos?"

*stunned*

Everyone: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!!!!!"

Ms. A: "This should go into your random conversation! *hahahahaha*"

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