Sunday, April 22, 2007

Jaywalkers
I hate jaywalkers. Yes, you read me loud and clear. I HATE JAYWALKERS!!!

What the fuck is wrong with you people? The pedestrian bridge is built for a reason: For your safety to cross the road to get to the other side. Otherwise, why did the municipal build it in the first place?

But lazy mother fuckers like you bozos rather risk your life and the lives of other road users that use the goddamn bridge. So many countless times I've witnessed buggers like you crossing the busy intersection as though your grandfather owns the road. And the oncoming cars have to practically swerve to avoid running you bozos down. Macipets.

Once while I was waiting at the intersection for the lights to turn green, I saw this lady walking precariously on the divider. She had just walked from across the street and was trying to cross to the other side, but couldn't because there were oncoming cars. So she thought "Hey, I jalan atas divider lah, kereta won't langgar me wan". So she balanced herself on the narrow divider and walked a little further. Then suddenly, she decided to step down from the divider (with her back facing oncoming traffic). Ma hai... One oncoming car had to swerve left just so his side mirror won't hit her and cause her to fall and get run over.

And the lady wasn't even aware that she was almost roadkill.

So to all you fucking jaywalkers out there who think you have 9 lives or more... This is a message to you. Use the bridge man. If you value your life, use the goddamn bridge. It doesn't take you very long to climb up the stairs and cross the road safely you know. You were given legs for a reason. Use them. Or perhaps you rather become roadkill. In that case, don't blame the cars when they do hit you. Because you goddamn asked for it.

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